5 THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
1. advanced mathematics.
2. why i should have to pay for anything. i'm god, after all.
3. why people can't think for themselves.
4. homophobia/bigotry in any form
5. people who don't read.

5 THINGS ON YOUR DESK
1. the book Alien Agenda by Jim Marrs
2. empty pack of kool mild 100's
3. a half-full ashtray
4. my passport.
5. one computer, run of the mill HP with one Sparta sticker and two PPG stickers stuck to it.

5 OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS
(in no particular order!!!)
1. limbo
2. danelle
3. vic
4. hanna
5. jennie

5 THINGS YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
1. wishing i didn't have to close at work tonight
2. doing this pointless waste of time otherwise known as a survey
3. coughing, i'm sick. (insert sad face here)
4. waiting for the boy to call
5. your mom. heh. get it?

5 NEGATIVE FACTS ABOUT YOU
1. i am really really easy to distract from actual work.
2. i'm too stubborn. thanks for passing that particular genetic trait on, dad.
3. i walk on the zodiac thingy in the MU.
4. i smoke too much.
5. i tend to judge people's worth by what music they like...i know, i'm a bitch.

5 POSITIVE FACTS ABOUT YOU
1. i got a 32 on my ACT. do i get points for that?
2. i own kick ass "emo kid glasses", they're real, and i've had them for five years. fuck you, trendy people, i won that game.
3. i'm getting really good at web design. w00t w00t.
4. apparently i'm hot or something. whatever.
5. i have the best boyfriend in the whole world. you are jealous, no?

5 THINGS YOU PLAN TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. graduate from some college, somewhere.
2. get married to the marko.
3. own a cat.
4. move out of the country.
5. hear bright eyes play haligh, haligh, a lie, haligh LIVE.

5 THINGS YOU CAN'T DO
1. skateboard.
2. like the movie super troopers.
3. figure out what that funny noise in my blinds is.
4. finish the game yoshi's island.
5. finish this list

5 OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS
1. if you own the washington redskins you're a cock || atom and his package.
2. kathy with a k's song || bright eyes.
3. signal in the sky (let's go)|| apples in stereo.
4. the happiest place on earth || desaparecidos.
5. tiny cities made of ashes || modest mouse.

THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT TURN YOU ON
1. musical taste.
2. intelligence.
3. sense of humor.
4. musical abilty. ( i dig band boys )
5. style.

5 FAVORITE MOVIES
1. run lola run.
2. death to smoochy.
3. boondock saints.
4. rushmore.
5. mallrats.

5 PEOPLE CURRENTLY ON YOUR BAD SIDE
1. russ. i hate russ.
2. kim bui.
3. drew.
4. my immune system. i have a cold.
5. shit, i know there are more...